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Brianna: Team Linguist

brushing up on her Kurdish...

This is Brianna. Brianna is our Team Linguist. She's currently learning Russian and brushing up on her Kurdish so that we can actually communicate with the beautiful humans we come across during the rally. We want to write about their lives which means we need to talk with them.
Learning Russian costs money. Brianna and Team #WeLive can't do it alone. Here are a few ways you can put your hard-earned money to work and STILL help us out. Find the entire list of outrageous antics and valuable services at this link:
Recorded 5-ish Minute Storytelling Session, give me a sentence and I'll make the story up from there: $5
Video of me reading a passage of your choosing in my finest British Accent: $10 per paragraph
A Handwritten Letter from me to you, sent whilst on the trip: $25 each
A Pencil Drawing of what I saw that day (you choose the date), sent to you whilst on the trip: $50 each
"You Are Awesome" Day: And entire day dedicated to talking about you or your chosen person, telling the world just how wonderfully amazing you are: $50 half day/$100 full day
Challenge A Local To A Wrestling Match (man or woman) and do my best to take them down: $300 per match
A Burlesque Routine performed to any song of your choosing: $500

Handwritten personal postcard mailed to you from the country of your choosing: $15
Cartwheel/Round-off in the location of your choosing: $25
Shamu-ing, Pretending to beach myself in a body of water while blowing water: $100
Car Surfing for 1 Mile: $250
Cooking with Julia Child: Video of me cooking a campfire meal pretending to be Julia
Child (choice of dinner, breakfast or dessert): $250
The Shot Challenge: Buy a bottle of local liquor and go shot for shot with locals until the bottle is gone: $500
Dramatic car performances of the following songs (karaoke, not lip-sync):
Anything from Aladdin: $5
"I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan: $5
"Hakuna Matata" or "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" from the Lion King: $10
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (Queen): $15
"You’ll Be Back" "Aaron Burr, Sir" "My Shot" or "Schuyler Sisters" from Hamilton the Musical: $20
"I Want It That Way" (Backstreet Boys): $25
"Wannabe" (Spice Girls): $25
"Tearin Up My Heart" (Nsync): $25
Dramatic Recitation of “The Jabberwocky” in wildly scenic location: $50
Weird yoga poses with local objects: $10 each
1 object of your choice (must be packable) photographed artistically in every country we pass through: $50
1 object of your choice, photographed artistically every day: $300
A photo of your face applied to our car and photographed in 10 highly scenic locations: $100
3 acrobalance (circus) poses on top of the car in a rural location: $50
3 acrobalance (circus) poses on top of the car in a city location: $100
3 acrobalance (circus) poses on top of the car in a completely unlikely location while the vehicle is moving: $300
A temporary tattoo of your face, applied to my ass, photographed while hanging it out the window at speed: $500

Awkward stretching in public places: $10 each
Yoga flow in unexpected places: $15 each
Ballet Barre exercises performed in unexpected locations: $25 each
Performing a song from this list while in the car (singing, not lip-sync):
“Part of Your World” from The Little Mermaid: $10
“Baby Got Back” (Sir Mix-a-Lot): $15
“Let It Go” from Frozen: $20
“Shoop” (Salt N Pepa): $25
A ballet variation performed in an unlikely location and dedicated to you: $200
Over Dramatic Reading of a real entry from my actual journal (You request the date to read from!): $300
Streaking through the Desert in broad daylight: $500
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